Collected verses of HDPV

 

A rare three-line varient:
The general won the Cross of War.
Nobody knows what he got it for
Perhaps it was for fucking a whore.


Verses telling a story:

Up ze stairs and in ze bed,
And there she lost her maidenhead.

First three months and all is well
The next three months she begins to swell.

Nine months gone, she gave a grunt,
And a little marine jumped out of her cunt.

The little marine, he grew and grew,
And now he’s scragging the women too.

The little marine went over the top
And made the Kaiser suck his cock.

The little marine he sailed away,
And left his girl in the family way.

Verses telling a similar story:

Landlord, have you some fine wine
For a tired soldier from the line.

Oui, m’sieur, I’ve a daughter fine
Of graceful form and slender line.

They went upstairs and went to bed
And then he took her maidenhead. (or)
And zowie! went her maidenhead.

Three months passed and all was well.
Six months passed and there was hell
For a little kid began to yell. [sic]

Nine months passed and she did grunt
And a little marine came out of her cunt.

The little boy, he grew and he grew
So now he’s in the army too.

The little marine, he grew so fine
That now he’s screwing them two at a time.

The big collection of verses:
The Yanks are having a hell of a time,
Fucking the girls behind the line.

The French, they are a funny race.
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face.

The dog marines were first in France
And made the Kaiser shit in his pants.

Dear lady, have you a girl so fine
Fit for a soldier from the line?

Oh, yes, I have a daughter so fine,
Fit for a soldier from the line.

They went upstairs to go to bed,
And then he took her maidenhead.

Three months passed an all was well,
And then her belly began to swell.

Three months more and she gave a grunt,
And out rolled a recruit from her old red cunt.

This young recruit he grew and grew
And now he’s fucking the ladies too.

Up the stairs and into the bed (3)
And there he broke her maidenhead.

The first three months were very well.
The second three months she began to swell.

The third three months she gave a grunt
And a red-headed bugger jumped out of her cunt.

And the red-headed bugger, he grew and grew,
And now he is fucking the women too.

And the red-headed bugger he got the pox,
And now they’ve got him in a great big box.

Landlord, have you some ruby wine
That’s fit for an officer of the line?

Landlord, have you a daughter fine
That would suit an officer of the line?

Mademoiselle from Armentieres
Hadn’t been jazzed in forty years.

Mademoiselle from gay Dijon
She gave me clap with a safety on.

Mademoiselle of Kemmel Hill,
She won’t jig-jig but her mother will.

Mademoiselle from Bar le Duc,
She came to Paree to gobble the goo.

Mademoiselle, have you any cunt?
Send it up to the American front.

A mademoiselle from gay Paree
She fucked a boy from Company B.

Madam, have you a daughter fair
With lily white tits and raven hair?

The French they are a peculiar race
They fight with their feet and fuck with their face.

Many and many a married man
Wants to go back to France again.

The captain he’s a-carryin’ a pack,
Hope to Christ it breaks his back.

The M.P.’s behind the lines
Fucking the women and drinking the wines.

The Y.M.C.A. went over the top
To get the soldier to suck his cock.

The Y.M.C.A. went over the top
To feed the soldier on their slop.

The Jewish marines went over the top
To pick up the pennies the doughboys dropped.

Many a son of Abraham
Ate his ham for Uncle Sam.

The dog marines were first in France
And made the Kaiser shit his pants.

The general won the cross of war
But God knows what he got it for.

The general got the Croix de Guerre.
The son of a bitch was never there.

Mademoiselle from gay Paree
Had the chancre and gave it to me.

The little Marine he grew and he grew
And now he’s shaggin’ the women too.

The little marine went over the top
To let the Kaiser suck his cock

The officers get all the steak,
And all we get’s the belly-ache.

Go down the street and turn to your right,
And spend ten francs to stay the night.

The Medical Corps went over the top,
And soon they’ll be skinning the Kaiser’s cock.

The M.P.’s say they won the war,
Standing on guard at a cafe door.

Mademoiselle from Armentieres
Hasn’t been fucked for forty years.

The A.E.F. is coming back,
But the mamerselles have got their jack.

The Y.M.C.A. has gone over the top
To pick up the pennies the doughboys drop.

Mamerselle from gay Paree,
I asks, “Do you fuck?” and she says, “Oui, oui!”

I screwed her in an old latrine,
Cost two francs and was tres bien.

Up the stairs and into bed,
It only costs a franc, she said.

Mademoiselle from Boule Renade,
Fucked herself with a hand grenade.

Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Juke-a-loo for souvenirs

Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Hasn’t been fucked for forty years.

Mademoiselle from Boule Renade
Fucks the boys for a lemonade.

Mademoiselle, have you got any wine
Fit for a soldier from the line.

The soldier’s cock brought her to tears.
Inky-dinky parlez-vous

The fireman he was shoveling coal
He shoved it up the engineer’s hole.

The conductor was punching tickets for France;
He saw a lady without any pants.

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